The Joys of International Flights

Hey y'all.  Yours truly is currently writing from Leverkusen, Germany.  Whoop whoop!  Do you know how I got here? A 4-hour flight, 5-hour layover, an 8-hour flight, and a 30-minute car ride.  It sucked.

So I figured most of us here have ridden in a plane before, even if it wasn't international.  And we can all relate to the joys and woes of airports and airplanes.  So, here are things I think during the adventure of getting from one place to another using this joyful method of transportation.

The High School Hallway is a Dangerous Place

Let's face it: we all get a little ticked while at school.  We've all thought "God, I HATE people!"  And we all know what those despised people need to do to tick us off.  So, the National Sucks to Suck Foundation presents: how to annoy the crap out of an already annoyed group of tired teenagers stuck at junior high school.

That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport and your abs of steel set them off

I have a love-hate relationship with the gym.  I mean, on one hand it's this really awesome way to get healthy and all that.  But on the other hand it's an evil torture place.  So here are some things I think while I'm at the wonderful place called the gym.  I hope I'm not alone.

First World Problems

Hi there! :)

If you are reading this, you have internet, and if you have internet, you probably live in a first world country, and if you live in a first world country, you probably suffer from FWP every once in a while.

What is FWP, you ask?

Introducing.....  First World Problems!

I'll admit it: I complain about first world problems all the time.  I'm all in the moment, complaining about my life, and then my mom interrupts me to say, "First world problems!"

Sigh.

Anyways, here is a list I've made for you about some of the most common FWPs.  Obviously there are TONS more, but I don't have time to list them all!