My Life as Described by TFIOS Quotes

Okay guys, time for a serious post.

I honestly don't know if anyone even reads this anymore, but I guess why not pour my heart out into a blog post, right?

So anyway.  These past couple days have been crazy for me.  It's been such an emotional roller coaster and I'm still a little bit in shock.  But whenever a new plot twist in my real life story happened, I kept using The Fault in Our Stars quotes.  And they fit the situation perfectly.  It was weird man.  And yes, I did say every one of them out loud.  So here goes.

Awko Taco

Hallo, wie gehts?  Mir geht es gut.  Ich freue mich, weil der schuljahr fast vorbei ist.  Leider haben wir aber zuerst noch viele arbeiten zu schreiben.

My goal was to totally confuse you with that intro.  Do you know why?  Because that is what awkward people do.  Amongst other things.  These other things are the topic of this post!  From the experts, here are how to achieve your wildest dreams and be awkward!

HOW TO BE AWKWARD: A GUIDE FROM THE EXPERTS

That one's for Molly.  Image courtesy of Meme Center

Even MORE Volleyball Swag

Hi everyone!  So this past weekend my volleyball team had a two-day tournament, which was super awesome.  I wrote a post about volleyball a few weeks ago, and now I have an interesting story and some pictures! :) So:

That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport and your abs of steel set them off

I have a love-hate relationship with the gym.  I mean, on one hand it's this really awesome way to get healthy and all that.  But on the other hand it's an evil torture place.  So here are some things I think while I'm at the wonderful place called the gym.  I hope I'm not alone.

Volleyball Swag

So.  I've told you about my school life and I've told you about my nonexistent social life, but I haven't really talked to you guys about my sport, volleyball.  Since I am one of two people at our school who plays for a different club than everyone else, maybe you guys are curious about what volleyball's like for me.  Or maybe you just want to know what volleyball is like in general.  Or maybe you just don't care.